Feb 2 2010

Well this evening Facebook have revealed what PHP developers globally have been speculating about and revealed their big secret.

And boy, this could really change the landscape of PHP as we know it. I’m a great fan of compiling PHP for one reason or another, but I’ve never seen it reliably work. Roadsend is an absolutely fabulous rewrite of the Zend engine that allows compilation of PHP. Unfortunately, there are gaps and certain features are missing (but in the pipeline I’m sure). If you want to make a generic website though without any specific extensions, then Roadsend is great and works great with Apache.

I’m really excited to explore HipHop as it claims to be the bee’s knees, and there’s been a lot of hype over it since the announcement. HipHop claims to improve PHP’s performance by fifty percent, which is great. Not only this but it’s clearly proven to be stable as it’s already in use on 90% of Facebook’s platform which means it’s not a lone developer’s work which is tested on his one box; it’s been tested by millions of users.

The great thing about HipHop is that it actually generates C++ code from the PHP, and compiles that normally (using g++ I think). From what I understand, the hardest part (logically) is converting a loosely typed language to a statically typed language. This means that in PHP you would declare a variable without specifying it’s type, in C++ you have to. From what I understand, HipHop parses all the code and attempts to understand all the uses of variables and types them accordingly.

I’m looking forward to seeing HipHop in action and getting stuck in.

Feb 25 2009

It seems to be the craze recently, I get loads of these on Facebook. I enjoy being on the bandwagon, so here’s another one…

  1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? King James and King Edward.
  2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Last time I had a few too many drinks I expect
  3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Depends how neatly I decide to write, but I prefer to type
  4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Salami or Antipasto
  5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Nearly! Due 30th March.
  6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yeah, I’m loveable and awesome…
  7. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Yes, I love it
  8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes
  9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Probably, yes
  10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Strawberry crisp stuff, but it’s so expensive
  11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? No
  12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Phish Food
  13. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Their face
  14. RED OR PINK? Black – blacker than the blackest black times infinity.
  15. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? I can be very stubborn and react before thinking
  16. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Hannah, Family and the Frosthold guys
  17. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST? I don’t tag people. If they want to fill it out, they will.
  18. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Black & Blue
  19. WHAT GOALS DO YOU HAVE FOR 2009? Bring up our baby as best I can, and generally enjoy life.
  20. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Burzum – Hliðskjálf… it’s a good atmospheric album, I like it.
  21. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? I dunno.. red or something.
  22. FAVORITE SMELLS? Fresh bedsheets, pesto or most things being cooked.
  23. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? The service department at Peugeot Hamble to tell me the car has passed it’s MOT and is ready to be picked up.
  24. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Anything involving people dying…
  25. HAIR COLOR? Brown
  26. EYE COLOR? Brown
  27. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Yes, every day, dailies.
  28. FAVORITE FOOD? Pesto dishes, and creamy dishes like home-made Chicken & Mushroom Pie or my Philly pasta, or pork loins, done most ways, preferably with some home-made crackling. Yum!
  29. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Scary movies WITH happy endings, otherwise I have to watch a happy film after otherwise I get scared.
  30. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? The first half of The Sum of All Fears on Film4 last night before I got tired, had a shower and went to snuggle with Hannah.
  31. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Frosthold shirt!
  32. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer, except when there’s snow!
  33. HUGS OR KISSES? Both
  34. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? I don’t tag people.
  35. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? I don’t tag people.
  36. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Php|architect’s Zend PHP 5 Certification Study Guide
  37. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Mouse pads are GAY
  38. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? The Sum Of All Fears
  39. FAVORITE SOUND(S)? Metal and Hannah
  40. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Neither – I’m just not a fan of either, sorry.
  41. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? California or Whistler or Egypt – not sure which is furthest.
  42. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? I’m a loyal friend – something that lacks in many people these days.
  43. WHERE WERE U BORN? Fareham – Blackbrook Birthing Centre to be precise, which is now shut.
  44. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? Meh.
  45. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER? Drunk at house party, yay!

Feb 11 2009

Here’s another exciting meme…

Type ONLY one word answers.

It’s harder than you think!! Here is what you are supposed to do…and please don’t spoil the fun…copy and paste into your own note, type in your answers and tag people.

Where is your cell phone?
Desk

Your hair?
Brown

Your father?
Awesome

Your favorite thing?
Hannah

Your dream last night?
Forgotten

Your favorite drink?
Mead

Your dream/goal?
BABIES

The room you are in?
Office

Your fear?
Death

Where do you want to be in 6 years?
Stable

Muffins?
Chocolate

One of your wish list items?
Certification

Where you grew up?
Fareham

The last thing you did?
PHP

What are you wearing?
Clothes

Your TV?
On

Your pets?
Dead

Your computer?
Huge

Your life?
Shiny

Your mood?
Hungry

Missing someone?
Yes

Your car?
Outside

Favorite store?
Amazon

Your summer?
Child

Your favorite color?
Red

When is the last time you laughed?
Today

Last time you cried?
Dunno

Three people who email me?
Sii, Chris, Jon

Three of my favorite foods?
Pesto, Bacon, Pork

Three places I would rather be right now?
Home, Bed, France

Three people I think will respond?
Dunno, Dunno, Dunno

Well that really wasn’t that hard…

Jan 10 2008

So I just used the magic of RSS to import my old HotBlog posts onto here, which was rather cool, and remarkably easy to do! Well done WordPress.

Jan 9 2008

So I really am going all out and I’ve set myself up a nice shiny new WordPress blog in a “secret” location.. secret being that I probably won’t give anyone the link…

Anyway, here it is, my first real adult-like blog. Those of you who are attatched to Facebork may notice that I couldn’t be bothered to post on that HotBlog add-on, so thats probably the same way this one will go, but as with all things, only time can tell.