I’m sure you’ve all heard of Talk Like A Pirate Day, and here’s my rather geeky idea for another day. It’s Talk Like Apache Day!
Basically, you talk like an HTTP server (not specifically Apache, but “Apache” was similar to “A pirate”…). If you need help, here are some responses you can give people to confuse them.
Other ideas could be borne from this, such as Talk Like an MTA Day, or Talk Like SSH Day. I expect the later would have to be encrypted though…
Just imagine the conversation anyway:
You: Hi James, how are you?
Me: 200 OK
You: What?
Me: 304 Not Modified
You: I don’t understand…
Me: 304 Not Modified
You: You’re such an idiot…
Me: 400 Bad Request
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