Jun 12 2008

Hannah told me this morning about a phone call she’d made to Parcelforce to get her parcel sent to the depot to collect. The thing that bugged me is that she told an automated machine to do it. I really dislike those automated systems where they say “Please say your name now…”, “Please say your telephone number now…” or “Please say yes or no if you are gay…” and so on.

In my opinion, these automated systems, for example for Portsmouth City Council, and now Parcelforce as well, really show the respective companies’ total lack of care for their customers. It’s one thing having an appaulingly bad call centre in India where they just read from a script, it’s another to have a machine do the job. There’s just nothing quite like calling a real person and speaking to them. More often than not, they’re friendly and I sometimes digress and talk about the weather or something lame, but it’s just really nice, and shows that someone cares about your problem/issue/enquiry.

Portsmouth City Council clearly don’t give a damn, and neither do Parcelforce.

Follow up to this post is here.

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2 Responses to “Talking to Machines”

  1. James says:

    I recently had to contact TV Licensing - they have this stupid automated system as well, which caused me no-end of annoyance.

  2. Asgrim » Blog Archive » Talking to Machines (pt 2) says:

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